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Mar

I’m Coming Home

I decided a couple of weeks prior to this week that it was time for a much needed vacation. So I decided to go back to where it all started for me, my hometown (Little Rock, Arkansas). Since flying during this time of the month was hella expensive, I decided to take the bus (GreyHound). This is where the story begins!

My mom like always drops me off at the bus station, we say our farewells and I walk into the bus station and get my ticket. The bus station is HELLA pack and I want to sit down, so I find a sit by a man with a wicked haircut. I ask if anyone is sitting there and then I sit down. In a matter of less than 90 seconds of me sitting down, this man starts having a full flege conversation with himself. I try my best not to look at him but what he was talking about was pretty interested so I took a glance. (Worst thing to ever do) He looked at me like I was crazy so I looked and away with a BIG smile on my face. Dude had me giggling the whole wait for my bus to arrive. Once the bus arrived, I boarded and chose a set to sit down. Thats the next part of the story.

So, I’m sitting down in my sit waiting for everyone to get on and a man with a funky odor passes by. I mean the dude smelt like a mixture of ass and piss. (Some people know they are worng for not WASHING thier ass. He had no reason smelling like that on that bus.) He stunk up the whole bus and everybody had to cover thier nose. I mean people literally started getting off the bus because of his body odor.

But after that stink bomb, the trip with well. I arrived in Little Rock alittle after 1am with my granny waiting for me! I’m glad to be home!!!